He made me buy him olive oil

You couldn't write it (and I probably shouldn't because he subscribes to this newsletter)

Hi Oliver! (And hi everyone else). For those of you who don’t know, Oliver* is a guy I went on four dates with recently. He subscribed to this very newsletter after our first date, and still does.

“You can unsubscribe if I break your heart,” I joked. Well, that’s not exactly what happened, but it’s safe to say Oliver and I are no longer dating or speakin…