‘Never answer the person asking all the questions,’ the landlord says. ‘There are spies everywhere!’
I’d been at his pub for all of two minutes and already my cover was blown.
The landlord is sitting at the only occupied outdoor table along with three gentlemen who each have varying numbers of teeth.
They’re sipping pints under overcast skies, now eyeballi…
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